"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
i remember one year in school, our french teacher had to pull the class aside and give us a talk about our final essays because not only did one kid in the class put his paper through Google Translate, but he translated it to Spanish by accident and handed it in thinking it was the correct language.
Seasons according to the North
all i wanna do is eat cheeses and wear pretty underwear